Theatre Worker Pillows

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

I want a raise. You're fired.

'The magician? I don't know. He seems to have vanished into thin air.'

Stage Door

Stage Hand

Papageno from The Magic Flute

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Taking a peek at the audience

The Witches Discover The Wok

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Silly wig.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

Moulin Rouge Security

Three Ladies

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Froh

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Proposal

Doctor Bartolo

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'