The Witty Commentator Gifts

Searching for a gift for the witty commentator in your life? Our collection features humorous and thoughtfully crafted items that celebrate clever remarks and sharp wit. Whether for a friend who always has a witty comeback or a family member with a knack for insightful humor, these products add a touch of fun and intelligence to everyday moments. Explore our selection and find something that truly resonates with their amusing personality.

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'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.' mockup

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

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Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM! mockup

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

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A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

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"Can you hear me now?"

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Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks mockup

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

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Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.' mockup

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

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Art Gallery.

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Do you believe in money at first sight? mockup

Do you believe in money at first sight?

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The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting. mockup

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

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People want as much government as they deserve.

People want as much government as they deserve. mockup

People want as much government as they deserve.

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"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"

"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?" mockup

"Any family history of stroke? Diabetes? Bankruptcy?"

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"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

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"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack." mockup

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

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"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!" mockup

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

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'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.' mockup

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

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'This is what we call a 'patient'...you MAY find some reference to one of them on page 435 of your manual.'

'This is what we call a 'patient'...you MAY find some reference to one of them on page 435 of your manual.' mockup

'This is what we call a 'patient'...you MAY find some reference to one of them on page 435 of your manual.'

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People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators. mockup

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

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Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from... mockup

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

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"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped." mockup

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

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"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology." mockup

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

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"I usually vote for whoever promises to cut the most tax."

"I usually vote for whoever promises to cut the most tax." mockup

"I usually vote for whoever promises to cut the most tax."

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'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.' mockup

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

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Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success mockup

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

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'No.32...congratulations: your pay is frozen. No.38...well done: you're on short term working. No.14...'

'No.32...congratulations: your pay is frozen. No.38...well done: you're on short term working. No.14...' mockup

'No.32...congratulations: your pay is frozen. No.38...well done: you're on short term working. No.14...'

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"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff." mockup

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

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Stopping Coronavirus

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'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.'

'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.' mockup

'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.'

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'I think I've solved my drinking problem.'

'I think I've solved my drinking problem.' mockup

'I think I've solved my drinking problem.'

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The Witty Commentator Gifts Collection

The Witty Commentator Mugs

Looking for more witty mug designs? Explore our full range of fun and clever mugs that perfectly suit the witty commentating spirit.

The Witty Commentator Pillows

Discover pillows with clever quotes and humorous designs that add personality to any lounge or bedroom.

The Witty Commentator Prints

Browse our witty prints collection and find captivating art pieces that bring humor and charm to your home decor.

The Witty Commentator T-Shirts

Check out our collection of witty t-shirts that speak your mind and showcase humorous sayings in style.