Thames Traveler Gifts

Old Father Thames

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

A white collar cow.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Busking during a pandemic

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Free Little Library

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Subway Library

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground