Thames Explorers Gifts

Mudlarking

Horror movies

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Boat wedding.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

When bored, we board

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Hello from the lakes!

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Football Fish

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Camp Wilderness.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

River Source

Oliver plucks up spirit

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

"Since we're going the same way, do you mind if I ride along?"

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'