Kingdom Explorers Gifts

'I was in the bathroom -- I did NOT abdicate!'

Ancient Racing

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Gladiator.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Hello from the lakes!

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Conspiracy Theory Books

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

New around here?

Bon Voyage

Julius Caesar

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

"The clerk will call the roll."

Cuban Socialism

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Artemis

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'