Kingdom Explorers Prints

'I was in the bathroom -- I did NOT abdicate!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Ancient Racing

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Gladiator.

The Great Leap Forward

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Conspiracy Theory Books

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Hello from the lakes!

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

New around here?

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Julius Caesar

Bon Voyage

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"The clerk will call the roll."

Cuban Socialism

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

Artemis

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"