Test Proctor Gifts

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Ethics exam cheater.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Good luck with all the revision...

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Examinations.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

Rust test in progress.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Back To School

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I've been going to this same doctor for nine years and I've never seen his face...'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Product Testing Department

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

The Proctolosaur

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'