Test Preparer Gifts

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Contest to enter the University

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Llama training