One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
Termite Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a termite enthusiast? Our collection of humor-filled and creative items tailored for termite aficionados makes it easy to find something special. Whether you want a witty mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, our products are designed to highlight this fascinating interest with a playful twist. Show off your passion for these tiny creatures with a personal touch that will bring a smile to any termite lover’s face.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
Glastonbury. After.
'Here you go, kid! A worm.'
Grace For Flies
'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'
"They're so adorable at that age!"
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.
"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
Happy birthday Dung Beetle
'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'
'At ease, soldier.'
"Takes the food right out of your mouth."
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
Slugfest!
"Let me introduce my other half."
"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."
'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'
'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'
Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...
Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'
"I have such strong feelers for you."
"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"
'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'
'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'
"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"
Bees v Wasps
Praying mantis.
'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'
Fly Artist
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."
Termite Aficionado Gifts Collection
Termite Aficionado Mugs
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Termite Aficionado Pillows
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Termite Aficionado Prints
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Termite Aficionado T-Shirts
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