Marmite Aficionado Gifts

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

Mardi Gras

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Margarita

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.