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"I'd like to report a hate crime."

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Margarita

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I found him on the internet.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."