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"It's more of a Love-Hate March."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Man burning his tie.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

"I know how you feel, but you can't just say you're for animal rights except for cats."

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.

"I wouldn't call what you have a "cat allergy". It's more like a visceral hatred..."

"Bloody moths..."

'Lance, I know you're not a big fan of rodents...'