Squirrel Hater T-Shirts

Let their attitude shine with our squirrel-hater t-shirts, crafted with clever slogans and bold graphics that turn annoyance into a statement of fun and personality.

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"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!" mockup

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

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'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...' mockup

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.' mockup

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

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"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick." mockup

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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Squirrel Chasing a Dog

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"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You do realize you can't take that one home." mockup

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it." mockup

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

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"I love this time of day."

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'Look at that! Peanuts!'

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It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels. mockup

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

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"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?" mockup

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

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"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

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"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?" mockup

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

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"Nuts to you, too."

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Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts. mockup

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

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"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get." mockup

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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