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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Carpe diem

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Haile Selassie

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'It's been taken care of.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

Wordplay: Verbs.

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Wi-No Wi-Fi?'