Margarita Aficionado Prints

Margarita

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Carpe diem

Barbara Streisand

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

You Don't Know What It's Like

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Haile Selassie

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'It's been taken care of.'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Wordplay: Verbs.

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.