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"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Margarita

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Garbage Piñata

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

When psychiatry works too well!

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

You Don't Know What It's Like

Manga study #2

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Zoo. Meerkats. No, "meerkats" is just their name. Nobody's trying to make them feel insignificant.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Casino

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets."

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

The Suppressed and the Free Mind

Happy Hour

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is a standard definition of insanity. It also sums up five years of therapy.