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"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Which one's yours?"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

I love my cape

"No guarantees, right?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

Spider boy

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Genie Barbecue.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"