Marigold Lover T-Shirts

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"Which one's yours?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

I love my cape

'Please enter your pin now.'

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Spider boy

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'