Marmite Lover Gifts

"It's more of a Love-Hate March."

Family with pets.

"I hate it when we fight."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

ACME Mutton Co.

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

Zoo. Meerkats. No, "meerkats" is just their name. Nobody's trying to make them feel insignificant.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

Surfer's commute

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Affectionate whale

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

They ran off with some blooming worms!

'This could be a new record!'

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

S/T

"Trust me - it ain't worth it."

Motor Mermaid.