Marmite Musers Gifts

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Insomnia.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Jesus the comedian.

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"How dare you!"

The indigo children.

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"With proper flossing your restoration will last forever. My assistant will show you how."

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Don't quote me on that."

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Ignitas

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."

"Tremaine, could I see you for a moment — alone?"