Marmite Musers Prints

"God, I hate it when people say 'I'm like Marmite'."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Insomnia.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Jesus the comedian.

The indigo children.

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"How dare you!"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

"I'd like to report a hate crime."

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Ignitas

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"With proper flossing your restoration will last forever. My assistant will show you how."

"Don't quote me on that."

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."