Termite Tactician Gifts

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

GREENLAND

"Looks like the termite man's here."

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

Moon Vacuuming

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

The termites mated!

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

"Those are my books on tidying up."