Dealing With Termite Infestations Gifts

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"My turn."

Organic Salad

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Avoiding A Mouse Problem

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Looks like the termite man's here."

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

The termites mated!

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

Surgeon pushing cleaning lady out of operating room.

Big mouse little mouse.

"Mom! Our garden's finally growing! 3 rabbit families have moved in!"

The arrival of... the 17-year cockroaches

'Remember the Battle of Jericho, sir...where the walls came tumbling down?'

Exterminators

"This stuff is non-toxic and environmentally friendly, though it does tend to attract bugs."

"You never knew your father. A no-pest strip got him."

'Are you the lady with the mice?'