Dealing With Termite Infestations Gifts

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Organic Salad

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"My turn."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Avoiding A Mouse Problem

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

"Looks like the termite man's here."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

The termites mated!

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

Zeb's Exterminators. Let me get this straight -- You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?

"Mom! Our garden's finally growing! 3 rabbit families have moved in!"

Big mouse little mouse.

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

The arrival of... the 17-year cockroaches

Surgeon pushing cleaning lady out of operating room.

Exterminators

"This stuff is non-toxic and environmentally friendly, though it does tend to attract bugs."

'Remember the Battle of Jericho, sir...where the walls came tumbling down?'

"You never knew your father. A no-pest strip got him."