Termite Tacticians Gifts

Zeb's Exterminators. Let me get this straight -- You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Human males marking territory.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

GREENLAND

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Looks like the termite man's here."

'Hey! Not fair!'

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

Moon Vacuuming

Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.