Termite Tacticians Pillows

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'That must be the termite inspector.'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

GREENLAND

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Looks like the termite man's here."

'Hey! Not fair!'

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

Moon Vacuuming

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,