Termite Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."