Termite Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Fly Artist

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Praying mantis.

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.