Termite Mound Explorer Gifts

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

At the Museum

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

Mummies for Dummies

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"Looks like the termite man's here."

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

"Don't worry, it's just a sweat bee."