Termite Mound Explorer Mugs

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

At the Museum

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Mummies for Dummies

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).

"Looks like the termite man's here."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

Zombie Corn Maze

"Don't worry, it's just a sweat bee."

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."