Mummification Explorer Mugs

Mummies for Dummies

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Halloween Selfie

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Museum.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Mummy!

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'...Or not.'

The Mummy Returns.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'