Mummification Explorer Pillows

Mummies for Dummies

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Go ahead and dissect me

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Halloween Selfie

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Museum.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Mummy!

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'...Or not.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'