Tennis Joker Pillows

Service area.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Banana Split...

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Jogging Bottoms

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Once more, with fury."