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Service area.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Banana Split...

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Monica Seles

'How about a game of cards?'

Joust Sharpener

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Novak Djokovic

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tennis ball girl.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Cat and mouse.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"