Tennis Humorists Gifts

'You're right - I never liked that racket either!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Gary turns 40.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

COWS: Cow Pong

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Racketeer

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Bobsled Police.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Golf Score Reducer

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Goal Post Ape.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.