Humorist In Tennis Gifts

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Gary turns 40.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

COWS: Cow Pong

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Go deep.'

Racketeer

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

Hot dog.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

Tennis Player.

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'