Lover Of Tennis Humor Gifts

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

COWS: Cow Pong

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

Racketeer

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Death playing with the middle east.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'