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'You're right - I never liked that racket either!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Pete Sampras

Gary turns 40.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

COWS: Cow Pong

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Football Violence

Racketeer

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Bobsled Police.

Golf Score Reducer

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Golf Hil Divot

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.