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'I hope you realize I let you win.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Death playing with the middle east.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'Here comes Ted.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

Tennis Player.

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'