Ten Commandments Aficionado Gifts

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

Antonin Scalia

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Noah's Nark.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Moses does a Life jacket demo

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'