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'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Antonin Scalia

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'Does it come on Disc?'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Noah's Nark.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Moses does a Life jacket demo

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.