Commandment Followers Gifts

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Does it come on Disc?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Angel with speed camera.

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Prefect.

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift