Commandment Followers Gifts

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Angel with speed camera.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

Prefect.

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift