Commandment Compliance Champions Gifts

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

Access Assessments

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

GDPR compliant

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

New Years Reolutions

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift