Temple Of Indulgence Member T-Shirts

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Robert Morley

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"It's my day off."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

The Food of Shame.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."