Temple Of Indulgence Member Gifts

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Please take this away from me.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Wine not?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"It's my day off."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

The Food of Shame.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."