Guilty Indulgent Gifts

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm a monster."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

"Wine not?"

"It's my day off."

Robert Morley

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

The Food of Shame.

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

I'm glad the kennel pampered you, but you weren't supposed to keep the robe.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.