Guilty Indulgent Pillows

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

A couple decides what to watch.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"I'm a monster."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Golf escape.

"Wine not?"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"It's my day off."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

The Food of Shame.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'