"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
Telephone Manners Aficionado Pillows
Add a touch of etiquette humor to their space with our cozy pillows, featuring witty designs that celebrate those obsessed with perfect phone manners.
'The King of what?'
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
"No, you hang up first. No, you!"
Owl answers telephone.
'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'
"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."
Dog Chatlines...
'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'
"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."
Hi, just thought I'd touch base...
"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."
Yes, I'm sitting down, Sally
'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'
'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
'I'm on the throne!'
Thank you for holding...
Bonita gets a Cattle Call
"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."
"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
'I'd like to call my next witness.'
'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'
I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.
'Why is productivity down? Everyone is out making a call.'
"Murray, I'm going to have to put you on hold."
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