Phone Manner Enthusiast Pillows

"Thank you, have a relatively wonderful day!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The King of what?'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Thermidor Dali

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Children and technolohgy

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

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