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'OK, now cough...'.

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Thank you."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"Tell me about your programmer."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

Patient jumps out of window.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"The doctor will see you now. Look up at the surveillance camera and tell her what hurts."

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

Lab Rat Rehab.

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

BLESS THE NHS and DAMN THE DIY