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'OK, now cough...'.

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Thank you."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Patient jumps out of window.

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"The doctor will see you now. Look up at the surveillance camera and tell her what hurts."

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

Lab Rat Rehab.

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

Therapy dog