Teetotal Traveler Gifts

A Volunteer Review

Sober Tooth Tiger

'New Barbeque.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Free Little Library

The Janopause

"You talkin' to me?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Golfers lost on the road

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Drink kills.

The Never Ending Story

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

I see you're drinking coffee. I'm also a teetotaler. I only force down these martinis for the roughage in the olives. ??

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

A Guilty Conscience.

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Overdoing It.

Alcoholics Antonymous