Teetotal Traveler Mugs

A Volunteer Review

Sober Tooth Tiger

'New Barbeque.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Free Little Library

Golfers lost on the road

The Janopause

"You talkin' to me?"

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Drink kills.

The Never Ending Story

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

A Guilty Conscience.

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Overdoing It.

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Alcoholics Antonymous

Immersed in reading