Teetotal Supporter Gifts

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'New Barbeque.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

The Janopause

"You talkin' to me?"

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Privacy Forum

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Drink kills.

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

I see you're drinking coffee. I'm also a teetotaler. I only force down these martinis for the roughage in the olives. ??

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

A Guilty Conscience.

Overdoing It.

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

"Actually, I'm a practising teetotaller. I just haven't got the hang of it yet."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Alcoholics Antonymous

SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE, 'You have the wrong idea, sir -- we're not liquor consultants.'

A Volunteer Review

'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'

"Dry January?"

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'